Notes From the Golden Globes

Posted in Commentary on January 12th, 2009 by admin

33_hudgens_efron.jpgWatching The Golden Globes and the Red Carpet event before it tonight, I just had some random notes, some thing I felt these people were definitely in need of knowing, or specific questions I had for them.

Note to Zac Efron: Were you in my dad’s medicine chest today? It looks like you got into that leftover bottle of Vitalis he still has hanging around.

Note to Peter Gabriel: I’d rather listen to you sing than talk. Next time you’re being interviewed, just break out in song.

Note to Amanda Seyfried of Mamma Mia: Was that duct tape hanging off your shoulder? I have no idea what you were talking about as you were being interviewed. I couldn’t take my mind off that tape.

Note to Sigourney Weaver: When standing next to Nancy O’Dell and Beyoncé, you looked like an Amazon. I just never realized how tall you were before, or how short they were.

Note to Sting: I didn’t even recognize you at first with the dark hair. Nevertheless, I think it suits you very well. Read more »

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Drew Barrymore Involved In Hit and Run

Posted in Newsflash on May 13th, 2008 by admin

33-year-old Drew Barrymore was rear-ended in a hit and run accident Monday in West Hollywood. Uninjured, the ex-Charlies Angel star took off in pursuit of the other vehicle, and took down the license plate number, later handing it into the authorities.

There was no information available about damage to Barrymore’s car, but she was uninjured. The police admit it can be dangerous to follow someone in this type of situation, but they probably don’t realize she used to be an angel. That’s what she gets, I assume, for NOT riding in cars with boys.

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